If you had to say in one sentence what being Jewish means, it is being able to make fun of yourself Jewishly.
Howard Jacobson
You can make fun of everything.
Matt Stone
I'm willing to make fun of myself.
Stacey Dash
Republicans are easy to make fun of.
Michelle Wolf
I'm the easiest person to make fun of.
T. J. Miller
Sentence first, verdict afterwards.
Lewis Carroll
The first sentence of a book is a promise.
Barbara Kingsolver
My mother thought me being gay was a death sentence.
Jai Rodriguez
I'm half Jewish half WASP.
Lena Dunham
I was taught to be anti-Jewish.
Mercedes McCambridge
I was a very clumsy Jewish kid.
William Klein
I am very proud of being Jewish.
Neil Sedaka
I was by no means a nun.
Christine McVie
I live way below my means.
Chris Rock
I don't know what love means.
Imogen Cunningham
I'm by no means an opera buff.
Kenneth Branagh
Fun is good.
Dr. Seuss
Tour is fun.
ASAP Ferg
I do sell fun.
Kenny Chesney
Family is my fun.
Brad Garlinghouse
I'm able to do nothing.
Patty Smyth
I like being able to be a man.
Anson Mount
I need to be able to rock out.
Bryan Adams
I'm just glad to be able to work.
J. K. Simmons
I've nothing to say.
Anish Kapoor
Just say no to drugs!
Nancy Reagan
Say yes to everything.
Aaron Swartz
Everything I say is true.
Laura Schlessinger