I was a big and un-ironic fan of Dear Abby when I was a kid in Chicago. I think I sort of internalized her. So I have this inner Abby: cranky, proper, folksy yet scathing, with a beehive hairdo. But that's my issue.
George Saunders
You can't beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude.
Rob Sheffield
My grandmother wore a beehive hairdo even when it was out of fashion.
Andrew Sean Greer
Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
Douglas Coupland
My grandmother wore a beehive hairdo even when it was out of fashion.
Andrew Sean Greer
I'm cranky.
Larry David
I'm not really wise. But I can be cranky.
Andy Griffith
I'm a lot less cranky when it's just me and my dog.
Bob Peterson
Solitude is un-American.
Erica Jong
I'm an un-healable positive optimist.
Andre Rieu
Humility is considered an un-masculine quality.
David Duchovny
Bahrain is very dear to me.
Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa
Knowledge is never too dear.
Francis Walsingham
My dear, I don't give a damn.
Margaret Mitchell
The stage is near and dear to me.
Bela Lugosi
I'm a proper mummy's boy.
Shayne Ward
My family is really proper.
Millie Bobby Brown
I never could get a proper job.
Tibor Fischer
Art is the proper task of life.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Laughter is inner jogging.
Norman Cousins
I have no inner monologue.
Lea Salonga
We all have our inner demons.
Glenn Beck
My inner child is not wounded.
Shannen Doherty
I love Chicago.
Jesse Lee
I love Chicago.
Abigail Breslin
Chicago is amazing.
Justin Peck
I love being in Chicago.
Erin Heatherton
Ani DiFranco - I love her.
Sabaa Tahir
To know her was to love her.
Samuel Rogers
I love Issa Rae. I adore her.
Michaela Coel
I love my mother. I do love her.
Mindy McCready
Gayness is a non-issue.
Sandra Bernhard
Got an issue, get a tissue.
Jeff Rich
I joined NOW on an issue of pay.
Karen DeCrow
I never had an issue with gender.
Judy Sheindlin
I'm a hip-hop fan.
Steven Seagal
I am a monkey fan.
Jerry Jones
I'm a big UFC fan.
James Arthur
I am a sci-fi fan.
Danny Boyle
I was a sad kid.
Post Malone
I was a cute kid.
Jean-Michel Basquiat
I was a good kid.
Bonnie Hunt
I was a nerdy kid.
Anthony Doerr
I'm sort of a slob.
Patricia Heaton
I'm sort of a strange bird.
Ann Bancroft
I'm only sort of a politician.
Alexei Navalny
I work out sort of moderately.
Lara Stone
Dream big!
Josh Ryan Evans
I'm a big yogi.
Rachel Platten
I'm a big eater.
Michelle Kwan
I'm a big softie.
Jason Momoa
That's hot.
Paris Hilton
That's all folks!
Mel Blanc
Size counts. That's all.
Gina Gershon
Art? That's a man's name.
Andy Warhol
Think off-center.
George Carlin
Think and grow rich.
Napoleon Hill
To live is to think.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
I think I look okay.
Nicole Richie