When I go a stretch without tweeting, I will occasionally get an email from my mom, checking in. I always find this amusing but also gratifying: Thanks to Twitter, I can keep in touch with my parents and let them in on what I'm doing in a way that even the regular phone calls of a doting daughter can't do.
Rachel Sklar
I have some help on tweeting.
Ron Paul
I've been on a tweeting mission.
Gabby Douglas
For most people, tweeting is scary.
Chris Sacca
I will count to 10 before tweeting.
Valerie Trierweiler
Tweeting? It's one of the silliest things ever.
I'm having a lot of fun on Twitter, tweeting about books.
The president of the United States should not be tweeting.
Jane Austen is very amusing.
James Callis
Life's more amusing than we thought.
Andrew Lang
I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
Be amusing: never tell unkind stories; above all, never tell long ones.
When people take themselves really seriously, I find it silly and amusing.
Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.
Fact-checking is so boring compared to writing fiction.
Francine Prose
Thinking no longer means anymore than checking at each moment whether one can indeed think.
Checking your ego, abandoning it, letting it go, is a huge part of recovery from addiction.
I have this horrible, horrible habit of going on YouTube and checking out comments about what I do.
Managing to tell a story is very gratifying.
Gail Carson Levine
It's gratifying to be taken seriously, always.
Meg Wolitzer
Blowing terrorists to smithereens is gratifying.
Monica Crowley
That's the most gratifying thing in the world, helping each other.
Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion.
It's gratifying to hear something familiar and challenging at the same time.
What's meant to be will always find a way.
Trisha Yearwood
We always find a way to learn and to get better.
Travis Kalanick
I've tried to avoid labels, but they always find you.
Poppy Z. Brite
You can hide from the devil, but he'll always find you.
I always find it flattering when somebody recognizes me.
I'll always find the things that make a role complicated!
I don't email.
Emily Procter
I don't have email.
David Sedaris
Email is the greatest thing.
Wally Amos
Every day, turn off your phone/email for some part of the day.
In the time honored tradition of email, just ignore the question.
Men won't read any email from a woman that's over 200 words long.
My soul is fine, thanks.
Juliana Hatfield
Unseasonable kindness gets no thanks.
Thomas Fuller
Number 4 should have been number 1. Thanks, Honey.
Jack Dempsey
Thanks to my father, we were always in good horses.
Facundo Pieres
I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
Thanks for the information about what we call business.
I eat less, stretch, and work out.
Ted Danson
I like doing roles that stretch me.
Bresha Webb
I like to stretch my acting muscles.
Samantha Morton
I want to stretch myself as an actor.
Victoria Justice
'Auto Music' isn't a pop record by any stretch.
I stretch and do my squats when I brush my teeth.
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.
I like regular girls.
Mike Posner
I'm just a regular Joe.
Katherine Dunn
I'm just a regular guy.
Stewart Rahr
I want a regular pay cheque.
Minnie Driver
I do have a regular childhood.
I'm just a pretty regular dad.
I just want to be more regular.
I love Twitter.
Lynn Nottage
I love Twitter.
Dan Jenkins
I'm not on Twitter.
Megan Fox
I don't read Twitter.
Josh Trank
I'm rubbish at Twitter.
I did not leave Twitter.
I've never done Twitter.
Do not weep for me.
Thomas Starr King
Do not betray the people.
Muqtada al Sadr
Do not give voice to bigotry.
Bill Bennett
Do nothing which is of no use.
Miyamoto Musashi
Kissing don't last: cookery do!
I'm a black belt in tae kwon do.
You never know what I'm gonna do.
I hate touch football.
Lee Radziwill
I allow no one to touch me.
Paul Cezanne
I can't even touch my toes!
Tom Holland
I can't touch Simon anymore.
Randy Jackson
I touch the future. I teach.
I keep in touch with what's real.
Everything you touch touches you.
I am a really great daughter.
Millie Bobby Brown
Truth is the daughter of time.
Aulus Gellius
Art is the daughter of freedom.
Friedrich Schiller
I have a daughter and a family.
Kim Clijsters
I envy my daughter's childhood.
My daughter passed away in 2003.
My daughter thinks my shows suck.
I don't have a cell phone.
Gregory Smith
I do everything on my phone!
Aja Naomi King
I'm bad at returning phone calls.
Zac Efron
I didn't use a phone until I was 14.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
My phone is all ping-ping, eBay alerts.
Communism is like one big phone company.
My phone is always in front of me, 24/7.
Money can't buy life.
Bob Marley
Writing can't be taught.
Susanna Moore
Money can't buy poverty.
Marty Feldman
Success can't be forced.
Loretta Young
I can't type. Can't do it.
Money can't buy happiness.
What's done can't be undone.
I'm a mom first.
Mindy McCready
I deserve a mom.
Kendra Wilkinson
My mom was tough.
Tiger Woods
I was a single mom.
Allison Anders
I love my mom and dad.
My mom is really tough.
My mom was really cool.
I've never really fit in.
Wendy Long
I go to movies. I blend in.
Malik Jackson
Life is too short to blend in.
Paris Hilton
'Never give in' was my mindset.
Arlen Specter
I write what I'm interested in.
I started comedy in, like, 1998.
Artists are great. They jump in.
My parents were hippies.
Balthazar Getty
My parents are my world.
Varun Dhawan
My parents were hippies.
Rachel Kushner
My parents were teachers.
Katrina Adams
My parents were Democrats.
My parents were Christian.
I owe a lot to my parents.
Keep it simple.
Alfred Eisenstaedt
Keep hope alive!
Jesse Jackson
I don't keep a journal.
Chris Evans
Keep your eye on the ball.
Ford Frick
I like to keep a calm set.
I try to keep my promises.
I try to keep an even keel.
Let me do me.
Lil Wayne
Let them eat cake.
Marie Antoinette
Let there be bass.
Leo Fender
Let's have fun at work.
Tyra Banks
Let's shut down the EPA.
Let's blow some stuff up.
If I flop, let 'em pan me.
I don't even have a TV.
Amy Winehouse
I don't even own a car.
Bill Nighy
Don't get even, get mad.
Frank Sinatra
I don't even own a bike.
Christian Cooke
Even my stuntman is old.
Even the ears must dance.
I am a very even-keeled guy.
Time stays, we go.
H. L. Mencken
Go west, young man.
Horace Greeley
Go West, young man.
Aaron Burr
I don't go to pubs.
Peter Capaldi
I don't go to clubs.
I don't go out much.
When I go, I go hard.
A will finds a way.
Orison Swett Marden
I eat way too fast.
John Lithgow
I always get my way.
Catherine Oxenberg
Art is a way of life.
Bryce Dessner
I am loyal to my way.
Fate will find a way.
Me, a teacher? No way!
I'm a Jew.
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.