I'm doing stand-up comedy. I'm working on a one-woman show about how I don't like my baby. There is a period of time where a baby is born where the next 3 months is harrowing. A lot of people say it's the most wonderful time, but for me it was harrowing.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
I'm a one-woman man. Pretty much.
Robert Cray
I'm like a one-woman protest machine.
Lydia Lunch
I have learned that I am a one-woman man.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
I would like to believe every man is a one-woman man.
Ranbir Kapoor
I think it's a wonderful time for a woman.
Reba McEntire
Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
Johnny Olson
I hated stand-up.
Debra Wilson
Stand-up is hard.
Jerry Seinfeld
Stand-up is my baby.
Kevin Hart
Oh, I love stand-up.
Louis C. K.
People say I'm shrill and strident.
Richard Dawkins
I don't care what people say about me.
Roger Daltrey
People say they get a warmness from me.
Loni Love
Everything that people say is testable.
Louis C. K.
I'm a '90s baby.
Quavo
Stand-up is my baby.
Kevin Hart
My artistry is my baby.
Jon Bellion
TV is not a baby sitter.
Luis Guzman
I love period dramas.
Teyonah Parris
I just love food, period.
Mary J. Blige
I love festivals, period.
Geoff Dyer
My thing is music, period.
Marc Anthony
Stand-up is hard.
Jerry Seinfeld
Stand-up is my baby.
Kevin Hart
I stand up to people.
Keith Olbermann
I don't really do stand-up.
Jessica Williams
Any job is wonderful.
Sam Jaeger
Marriage is wonderful.
Jennifer Aniston
My job is so wonderful.
Thelma Schoonmaker
Decadence is wonderful.
Jack L. Chalker
Man is born to eat.
Craig Claiborne
I was born a comic.
Paul Mooney
I was a born singer.
Peng Liyuan
I was born in Spain.
Millie Bobby Brown
I like comedy.
Brad Paisley
Comedy is music.
Bradley Cooper
Comedy chose me.
Craig Robinson
I am into comedy.
Heidi Klum
I eat next to nothing.
Karl Lagerfeld
Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
I'm not the girl next door.
Carine Roitfeld
It is always your next move.
Napoleon Hill
I love working.
Gloria Stuart
I just keep working.
Peter Falk
I never stop working.
Jerry Lewis
Everything is working.
Lesley Visser
It's my show.
Knute Rockne
I hate show business.
Joni Mitchell
Disneyland is a show.
Walt Disney
I have a hit TV show.
Kim Kardashian
No one is India.
E. M. Forster
And one more thing.
Steve Jobs
No one eats pretty.
Lauren Conrad
No one can stop me.
Justin Bieber
I travel a lot.
James Rosenquist
I stay in a lot.
Tony Oller
I practice a lot.
Jourdan Dunn
I work out a lot.
Nyle DiMarco
I like to eat.
Chris Messina
I like to run.
Ann Marie Buerkle
I like my life.
Harry Connick, Jr.
I like to work.
Gary Coleman
Time is bunk.
Douglas Adams
Time is money.
Benjamin Franklin
My time is now.
John Turner
My time is now.
Kevin Durant