After church on the Sunday after Thanksgiving, my family would go chop down our Christmas tree. Once it was home and placed in its stand, Mom and I would painstakingly decorate our tree. It took hours to place the tinsel, string the lights, find the perfect spot for my favorite macaroni and felt ornaments from kindergarten.
Molly O'Keefe
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Mitch Hedberg
Nature was my kindergarten.
William Christopher Handy
All I really need to know... I learned in kindergarten.
Robert Fulghum
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude.
Nigel Hamilton
I've always had fond memories of cooking Thanksgiving.
Wylie Dufresne
I've cried over string arrangements.
Janelle Monae
I can fish from a stick and a string.
Giancarlo Esposito
The bottom string is tuned to an open G.
Jules Shear
I like art with a visible string to the world.
David Shields
When placed in command, take charge.
Norman Schwarzkopf
He who placed me in this seat will keep me here.
Elizabeth I
The higher we are placed, the more humbly we should walk.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
It was lights, camera, inaction.
Terry Gilliam
Storytelling is what lights my fire.
Hope Davis
I want to light the lights of patriotism.
Lech Walesa
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.
Dolly Parton
Character is not created on the spot.
Steven Ford
To me, Bermuda is a real family spot.
Michael Douglas
Sunday is a day of rest.
Mark Morris
Sunday is my favorite day.
Emma Caulfield
No one wanted to own Bloody Sunday.
James Nesbitt
I go to an acting class every Sunday.
Paz de la Huerta
But only God can make a tree.
Joyce Kilmer
Fake is as old as the Eden tree.
Orson Welles
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
A tree's wood is also its memoir.
Hope Jahren
I love all things Christmas.
Samantha Barks
Fashion Week is like Christmas.
Brad Goreski
All punk rockers hate Christmas.
Rhys Ifans
Running is my church.
Joan Van Ark
I go to a great church.
Glen Campbell
I grew up in the church.
Samira Wiley
I like Church furniture.
Andres Serrano
I'm not perfect.
Brett Favre
I'm not perfect.
Heather Mills
I'm not perfect.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nature is perfect.
William Shatner
Stand-up is hard.
Jerry Seinfeld
Stand-up is my baby.
Kevin Hart
I stand up to people.
Keith Olbermann
I don't really do stand-up.
Jessica Williams
Sunday is my favorite day.
Emma Caulfield
My favorite food is Ramen.
Steve Aoki
My favorite drink is sake.
Caity Lotz
My favorite color is black.
Johnny Depp
I'm a mom first.
Mindy McCready
I deserve a mom.
Kendra Wilkinson
My mom was tough.
Tiger Woods
I was a single mom.
Allison Anders
Music is my home.
Jennifer Hudson
Home is New York.
Liev Schreiber
I love coming home.
Freddie Freeman
I was home-schooled.
Hailee Steinfeld
Fate will find a way.
Virgil
I do not seek. I find.
Pablo Picasso
I find I'm an old soul.
Rachel Roy
I find myself fascinating.
Milan Kundera
I'm all over the place.
Meryl Streep
Prague is a dark place.
Fred Durst
Hoboken is a neat place.
Daniel Pinkwater
Malta is a sod of a place.
David Niven
I love my family.
Manute Bol
Family is my fun.
Brad Garlinghouse
I love ABC Family!
Jack Antonoff
My family is awesome.
Miranda Lambert