I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect egg... - Miranda Hart Quotes from quotely.org

I wanted to be a farmer's wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn't thinking about the sexual implications - I was 11.

Miranda Hart