I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
The way I write is totally instinctive. I just write what I feel or what I find funny - and hope everyone else agrees.
I feel like my comedy voice is to take the news and everything that's happening and put a funny spin on it or to pick out the things I find funny about it.
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Leadership is service to others.
Real living is living for others.
I don't direct the plays of others.
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I'm not very funny!
I like funny girls.
I have a funny name.
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Ludwig Mies van der Rohe
I'm big on what's in good taste.
You're smarter than TV. So what?
You've got to love what's yours.
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I was a delivery boy at one point.
What's the point of staying sober?
Talent is only the starting point.
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I was really a shy kid.
I'm not really a gamer.
I'm not really into rap.
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