I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.
Issa Rae
We're all pretty ordinary on paper.
Michael Bergin
Women are hilarious.
Erik Griffin
Koreans are hilarious.
Bobby Lee
Don't worry, I'm hilarious.
Bo Burnham
I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
Craig Robinson
Stick to your instincts.
Tina Weymouth
I think we stick with what we know.
Joe Alwyn
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Mao Zedong
I can fish from a stick and a string.
Giancarlo Esposito
I believe in finding a soulmate.
Scarlett Johansson
Islam is about finding your own space.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I'm very open to dating and finding a guy.
Kristin Cavallari
Learning is finding out what you already know.
Richard Bach
I am an ordinary person.
Frances McDormand
No one is ever ordinary.
Tanith Lee
Live a life less ordinary.
Benedict Cumberbatch
I am just an ordinary man.
Rodrigo Duterte
I'm pretty busy.
Bill O'Reilly
I'm pretty tough.
Gloria Allred
I'm pretty gritty.
Amy Hood
I'm pretty drifty.
Melissa McBride
Funny is funny.
Don Rickles
Kids are funny.
Mark Waters
Obama isn't funny.
Alexandra Petri
I just walk funny.
Jim Brown
I'm not saving lives.
Rachel Weisz
People's lives are boring.
Jimmy Kimmel
If a thing moves, it lives.
Twyla Tharp
Lives in eternity's sun rise.
William Blake
I have no friends.
Dian Fossey
I value my friends.
David Hockney
Our friends, the enemy.
Pierre Jean de Beranger
My family are my friends.
Becky G
I'll be back.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'll never retire.
Tony Bennett
I'll never starve.
Gene Kelly
I'll fight anybody.
Max Aaron
I love life.
Sukarno
Life's messy.
Heather Bresch
I resist life.
Jeff Bridges
Chess is life.
Bobby Fischer