I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock, but I do my share of it and it has been and remains part of my activity and I like it.
I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week. Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free. It's just good to be associated with that man. He's a great guy.
All the people I looked up to - Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld - were stand-up comedians who used humor to get TV shows. I'm on TV now, and I'm working towards getting my own show.
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I'm no Jerry Seinfeld. I wasn't raised with some backyard with a creek and trees and all that.
It might be a little embarrassing, but I never ever missed an episode of 'Dawson's Creek' growing up.
'Skeleton Creek' is like nothing you've ever read before because it's a book and a movie at the same time.
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J. B. Smoove
I have no illusions about having another 'Seinfeld' in my life.
The girls in high school who watched 90210? I was watching Seinfeld.
He'd never seen Seinfeld, so he didn't know who Puddy was or anything.
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Adolfo Aguilar Zinser
Don't be afraid to challenge the pros, even in their own backyard.
When you go into the other guy's backyard you cannot hope to win on points.
I was a part of Backyard Soccer, and I hear that I score a lot of goals in it.
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It's not the same without Jerry. It never will be.
Jerry and I hoped that it would be a popular bestseller.
Jerry Orbach is just phenomenal. He is genius, so present.
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The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
The Druids held the trees as very sacred.
Trees are being saved because of the Kindle.
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I was raised in the church.
I was raised on the Internet.
I was raised on NBC television.
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That's me, I'm emotional.
I'm famous. That's my job.
Life is good - we forget that.
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V. E. Schwab
I'm a Jew.
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